| Demolition Man
"Armageddon" director Michael Bay may just be the future
of movies. Will the world survive?
It's two weeks until "Armageddon." Two teams are working
round the clock to get the movie finished, and director Michael Bay
is sitting at a console in a sound-mixing stage in Culver City, Calif.
On screen, a terrified Ben Affleck is screaming for his life in an
action sequence aboard the Mir. Before long half of Affleck's lines
have evaporated. "It's bulls--t," Bay mutters loudly to
himself. "No one would say that." The spoken word does
not get top priority in a Michael Bay movie. Indeed, you're lucky
if you can hear anybody above the explosions.
James Cameron may be King of the World today, but in the world of
blockbuster movie- making, the 34-year-old Bay is the new crown prince.
In Hollywood, where getting in touch with your inner child is an
economic necessity, Bay's boyish obsession with speed, energy, and
excitement has made him a whopping success. In fact, he has yet to
taste failure. "Bad Boys," his 1995 action-comedy debut
with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, was a surprise hit. His follow-up, "The
Rock," grossed $332 million worldwide. And now, with "Armageddon," he
has been entrusted with the largest budget (some $150 million) in
Disney Studio history. That's a lot of money to spend on the second
asteroid-hurling-toward-Earth movie of the summer. But if the seers
are correct, it's going to leave its summer rivals biting meteor
dust.
Joe Roth, Disney's Studio's chairman, believes Bay is the action-movie
heir apparent to Steven Spielberg and Cameron. "He's the only
one in the field right now positioned to be the leading director
in his class," says Roth, who's signed the director to an exclusive
deal for his next two pictures. Bay's ear-splitting, frenetic MTV
style does not resemble the aforementioned giants. What the director
does share with them is a gift for tapping into the gut, and the
pocketbook, of the mass market.
There are critics who see Bay as the Great Satan. For them, he's
a symbol of Hollywood's capitulation to mindless, meaningless razzle-dazzle--a
poster boy for the death of cinema. Bay in unapologetic. "Isn't
the whole idea to fill the theaters? I'm the first to admit it isn't
f-cking brain surgery. You do it because you want approval from the
audience. Failure is when no one shows up. When people--not the critics--absolutely
hate your movie."
Judging from the roar of approval at an advanced screening, people
are going to like "Armageddon" a lot. Unlike the touchy-feel "Deep
Impact," which actually takes the possibility of the planet's
demise seriously, "Armageddon" is a slap-happy adventurism.
It's "The Dirty Dozen" save the world, in which a disreputable
band of roughneck oil-riggers, led by Bruce Willis, are recruited
by NASA and trained in a week to fly into outer space, land on the
Texas-size asteroid and drill a hole for a nuclear bomb.
The movie's a 2 1/2-hour roller coaster that shamelessly leaps from
one ticking-bomb cliffhanger tot he next, from rowdy jokiness to
unabashed sentimentality, from chest-beating patriotism to flaming
special effects. "Armageddon" moves with such speed the
audience doesn't have time to wonder if any of it makes sense. The
movies true subject is its own momentum. Bay's camera is always on
the move-- for no particular reason except the rush it supplies.
Every scene is diced and spliced into tiny pieces: not since "Beyond
the Valley of Dolls" has there been such hyperediting.
Yet the damn thing works. "Armageddon" is as irresistible
as it's indefensible. Its excessiveness, it's arbitrary mood swings
and ersatz passions all seem part of its nutty, gungho charm. Bruce
Willis has rarely been so appealing heroic; Steve Buscemi,as a horny
genius, and Owen Wilson, as a cockeyed optimist, supply lovely quirks
tot he motley crew; Billy Bob Thornton as a big man at NASA gives
a familiar role an unfamiliar flavor, and the coltish Liv Tyler is
sexy without seeming to try. Bay borrows from everywhere, and recognizing
the eclectic sources can be part of the fun: "The Right Stuff," "The
Terminator," "The A-Team," American Express and IBM
ads and even a startling Robert Frank photograph. Bay is a pop magpie,
but he recycles Hollywood cliches with such velocity and slickness
they almost seem newly minted.
Growing up in the Westwood section of Los Angeles, Bay loved to
play with trains, build miniature volcanoes and blow things up.
He never lacked confidence. As a childhood friend puts it, "Michael doesn't
suffer from self-doubt." Michael attended Wesleyan College in
Connecticut, he stood out from his fellow Film Studies majors. He
didn't wear black or strike suffering poses, says Jeanine Basinger,
his teacher and mentor. "his senior film was about a fraternity
boy who was driving his yellow Porsche around town very fast."
Bay began his career as a music director of music videos and commercials
(the Got Milk? campaign). His award-winning work led producers Jerry
Bruckheimer and Don Simpson to hire him for "Bad Boys." "This
was my one shot," Bay remembers. "My career could go down
the toilet on this." After an uneven test screening, he fought
hard to shoot a new scene. "But the line producer said, 'We're
not going to shoot it. We're done.' I asked how much was it going
to cost, and he said $25,000. And I wrote him a check right there.
He wouldn't even take my check. I was this close to quitting the
movie business. F-ck this. I'm treated better on commercials. I'm
out here busting my ass every day and you won't take my f-cking money
to get the f-cking audience to clap."
Bay knew he had an eye, but it took him a while to get the hang
of working with actors. Affleck, for one, liked the room he was given
to improvise. "For him, acting isn't so precious. It goes on
in such chaos that it's baptism by fire for the actors. If you thrive
in it, nothing will ever distract you again." Will Smith is
another fan: "He wants to have a good time and wants everybody
there to have a good time. How does he do it? I don't know if these
are things I can share with NEWSWEEK." Smith will say, "Michael
Bay has a very serious appreciation for the fairer sex. He loves
women. Martin [Lawrence] and I would have our shots--he'd spend an
hour on us and then four hours to get the shot of a girl walking
by."
Some critics are already blasting away at Bay's latest movie--Variety
had nothing but contempt for "Armageddon." To Bay's former
teacher, Basinger, it's an old story. "It's an American tradition
when a filmmaker is hugely successful to kill him critically. Michael
really is the 21st century. It's the kind of filmmaking we like to
say is the end of civilization. Michael isn't doing what the intellectuals
would like him to do and he never will. If he did Jane Austen, those
people would be walking pretty goddam fast across the English countryside."
--By David Ansen and Corie Brown
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